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Who -Matthew Everett What -Won student of the month Where -bowie high school When -For the month of march Why - How - Matthew Everett, a freshman at Bowie High School, won student of the month for the month of March. The student of the month won this award through rigging the voting system with his grandma. "Cheating, lying, and rigging the system is the only reason Matthew won the vote," said principal Scallywag. Matthew is a soccer player and regularly competes in hot dog eating contests for cash prizes on the weekends. When asked how he managed to win the student of the month award, he said "through hard work and determination," but after more questioning, he later admitted to having help and cheating the voting system. He says that he volunteers at the animal shelter on the weekends, whenever he isnt at his hot dog eating contests. When Matthew was asked about who voted for him to become student of the month, he replied " My grandma b...
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